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Cheminade 2012

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According to LaRouche: "Cheminade’s Presidential Campaign Is Creating an Uproar in France"

(From March 16, 2012 - EIR )

FACTS:

2012 : Jacques Cheminade 89,545 votes (0,25%)
which is the worst result at a French presidential election since 1974 !

Source: ELECTIONS PRESIDENTIELLES 1974 at www.roi-president.com ( in French)

Note: Despite the "favorable" political climate (ie the 2008 financial crash), the French LYM managed to score even less than the "boomers" LaRouche was so keen to expel. They "scored" in 1995 : 84,969 votes (0,28%).

FRENCH MEDIAS REACTIONS AFTER CHEMINADE'S CAMPAIGN:

Why on earth wouldn't morons have their candidate?
From http://lestrousduc.wordpress.com/2012/03/20/jacque-cheminade/

(Cheminade is here quoted calling for banning violent video games)
"Death to morons"
From http://www.sans-raisons.com/elgjyn/archives/1482

Cheminade (0.20%) With no official procession motorbikes... But with a flying saucer!

"Big disapointment for the Martians: .25% It s a hammering! " "Yep feel like disgusted with democracy"

Cheminade: mental asylum for all

"Vote for me and I promise you Islamists, jihadists, salafists, terrorists will be the first ones to live on Mars..."

Mars colonization by Jacques Cheminade, first spatial candidate

2012, a hospice odyssey. A Mars bar and off we go
Before I was somewhere else
From http://www.come4news.com/cheminade-histoire-de-voir-plus-clair-275726

Vote for Cheminade 2012,the Paranoid Magazine candidate
Elisabeth II: drugs' Queen
If we don’t have any evidence, this means they are very good!
Program of Cheminade: Barak Adolf Obama, the Beatles are secret agents, 9/11 ordered by GW Bush, workers on Mars…

Elisabeth II: drugs' Queen
Obama does Hitler's political program
The Beatles are MI6 agents
Arcelor's workers on Mars
Bush has ordered 9/11
"YES" THEY CAN.
From http://paranomagazine.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/elizabeth-ii-reine-de-la-drogue-votez.html

From http://reiss.over-blog.com/article-cheminade-102677760.html

First round of musical chairs
From http://www.leplacide.com/archive-Derniers-sondages-avant-le-premier-tour-7833-1-.html

An alien voting for Cheminade

Cheminade takes holy orders

Cheminade in contact with his electorate

Sweet dreamer, my beloved Martian.
Beware, he is visiting us.

"Cheminade ? Cheminade ? Is this a name for a chimney?"

"But who is Jacques Cheminade ?"
"The Marco Polo of 21st Century!"

Cheminade's space conquest. "The only concrete proposal!" (note: President Sarkozy is attached to the rocket)

Already in 1995 he didn't get more than 1%: Jacques Che-minable (note: play on words: "minable" = "pathetic")

Cheminade as a SIMS parody

From http://www.vincentabry.com/presidentielles-2012-les-sims-parodient-les-affiches-des-candidats-16667

I am the first one who has announced the crisis. The first.
From http://laplote.blogs.courrierinternational.com/archive/2012/04/21/le-premier-homme-sur-la-planete-mars.html

Goodbye Cheminade! Hey would you be kind enough to wait until the Mars votes? (note: in French "Mars" means both March or Mars)
From http://www.urtikan.net/live-premier-tour/page/4/

From http://catoune.com/?s=cheminade

From http://renouveaubonapartiste.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/evenement-apres-le-grand-oral-le.html

YOUTUBE Based on the TV show "South Park":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bdoLE1HvBvs#!